Monday, January 25, 2010

First Snow

















Went to Tahoe this weekend. What a blast...Avery got to get out in the snow for the first time...we got to stay in an amazing house...went sledding...I got to drive with chains on...And we all survived.

We hope this is the first of many more trips up the mountain....

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Randomness

So as many have guessed, I have not been faithful to my blogger account.

Facebook is so much easier. I can't believe I waited so long to go to facebook.

Anyway, Avery's terrible twos are definitely upon us. I spoke with her teacher this morning re: an incident over the weekend at Big 5 Sports that went something like this:

Me: "Where's Avery?"

Billy: "I thought she was with you!"

Me: [expletive]* "AVERY! AVERY!"

I am frantic now, running through the store when I hear:

Avery: [laughing] "Momma...Momma...Find me"

Me: "Avery...Please don't run off from Momma and Daddy. Something could happen to you. You could get lost and that would make me very sad."

Avery: "STOP HITTING ME!!!"

What the???

According to her teachers, it is great that she is using her words.

NOT.

Another recent favorite:

Avery:[whining] "LEAVE. ME. AH-LONE!" This is my favorite at 630am when we are late and she doesn't want to get out of bed.

So much angst. So moody. And she's barely 2.

Give me strength.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Save the Chicken!

Avery: MOMMY, MOMMY, my chicken! HELP
Me: Your chicken? Don't you mean kitchen?

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Fodder

So it's obvious I haven't updated the blog since October...Sorry. I'll give you the 30 second version of the past 6 weeks:

Went Trick or Treating...Avery was a Cheerleader. University of Texas, of Course!




Went to a fabulous wedding...Congrats Brandon and Sarah!



Celebrated Avery's second birthday...I can't believe it either!

Had a GINORMOUS inspection at work--Wing got an Outstanding.

Went to Orlando for a Week. Visited with Jason and Paige, Brooke and Peighton. Also went to Disney World, Sea World and Universal Studios.






Had Thanksgiving with the Lewandowski's...Best.Fried.Turkey.Ever!

Went to our first Christmas Party of the season last weekend. Party number 2 next weekend...party number 3 on the 16th.

So we have been busy. Just a little bit.

What a good life.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Late for Prom

Dear Ford Motor Company,

I recieved your notification in the mail today telling me there has been a recall on my 1998 Ford Explorer for "a component in the speed control system that could malfunction at any time, even if the speed control system is in the off position."

VERBATIM:

" A fire could occur at anytime, even if the key is not in the ignition. Until your vehicle is repaired, please park your vehicle away from structures to prevent a potential underhood fire from spreading."

Are you kidding me?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

No Place Like Home

















Scott Kyriss, Me, Alyson Ramirez, Jungu Shin

I imagine that hell is a lot like the NCO (Non-Commissioned Officer) Academy. There is a nightmare I am sure to have one day, of me getting a sentenced to hell, and I show up at the NCO Academy. It makes me queasy thinking about it.

The people were great. I met lots of people that made the 6 weeks bearable. I tried to remind myself everyday that it was just 6 weeks...It could be worse, I could be in Afghanistan or Iraq...for 4 months, or 6 months or a year....

By the end of the 6 weeks, my brain was bleeding. The curriculum was difficult to say the least. I had @195 people in my class, which is broken down into 13 flights of 15 people (give or take.) Everyone in my flight of 16 graduated, however, as a class, we only graduated 183. The curriculum is that tough.

My flight nominated me for the Commandant's Award, because they thought I was a good leader. Like the blind leading the blind! I wasn't leading anyone anywhere, except maybe to the bathroom.

I did recieve an award. I was a Distinguished Graduate. The top 10% (17) receive the award. Small price to pay...I am pretty sure I left half my brain in Texas. Who needs to find their way to the bathroom when they're 70?! At least i got that DG award back in '09 from NCOA.

I couldn't believe how much Avery had changed in the 6 weeks I was gone. She was a little skittish at first when she saw me. I was making myself believe it's becasue her brain isn't fully developed...but when she ran down the jet-bridge to her Daddy, that pretty much squashed that.

She has grown so much and changed so much, she was almost unrecognizable. I am so glad we are home. She does something new and funny everyday. Her favorite thing is to yell at me that she loves me. She thinks it's going to save her from taking a nap or going to bed. And she asks for knuckles, just like Kadin. Shes' pretty much potty trained. She won't tell me she has to go, but when I ask her, she says yes and holds it until we make a bathroom trip. Her pull ups are dry except after naps and in the morning.



look at all that hair!

We are in the new house and relaxing today. I am exhausted. Like I was on an airplane for 12 hours and changed 15 time zones. Billy is outside mowing the grass, Avery is taking a nap. Life can not possibly be much better. There really is no place like home...even though this is not where we lived when I left, my family and life fills up this house. My heart is full.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Potty Princess

And I aint talking about Avery.

So I am in TX. I have to go to school for the next 40 odd days or so.

And I am in a one-plus-one room. For all you who are not fluent in Air Force speak, that means I gotta share my potty with my neighbor.

And I HATE it. Seriously.

Is there a such thing as bathroom-fright?